Thursday, November 8, 2007

Difussion 101

*smacks face onto book*

*waits for a few minutes*

*smacks harder from a different direction*


C' MMONN!!!!!
WORK!!!

Pfft..

How I wish studying for SPM would be as easy as oxygen molecules diffusing into the blood capilaries from the alveoli. Or how oxygen diffuses across the plasma membrane of an amoeba. Or...how bromine gas diffuses into the space within air molecules in a gas jar. Or how gamma rays can diffuse/penetrate across skin and aluminium...

The Diffusion Theory:-
1. Brain : super uber diluted (read: empty)
Books : extreme saturation
2. Therefore, a concentration exists
3. Following the rule of diffusion, information molecules should diffuse from region of higher concentration to region of lower concentration
4. It works with laughter & non-academic related nonsense, so it should work with books. SHOULD.

But then again...

Reasons Why Diffusion Theory Can't Work:-
1. Our brain cells are tooooooo far away from the source of information
2. The time it takes for information to diffuse from the books into our cells take too long to complete
3. Hence, it cannot reach the brain in time
4. Either that or our cells are just not highly permeable to the whole pile of junk. Whoops. Meant information.

Haih.

This might be the last post in an even longer while, considering how rarely i update...At least until the first week of torture is over. So, all the best to fellow SPM takers, take care & God bless! Remember to eat, shit and sleep too! Don't just eat books, shit books or dream of books.

-.-" Don't quite know what that was all about..

ps- remember Hulagu Khan. Grandson of Genghis Khan. XD

1 comment:

simon_anton said...

hiii, how do u do??
my name's Simon, i wan to studyed compersasion to u. but i have litle for enghlis languge, do u wan help me to enghlis languge pasif?? please